That terrible moment when you have to stare at yourself in the mirror while getting a haircut….
you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?
the concert pianists?
but you, the tumblr blogger
me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—
horoscope: leos are sexy as hell
me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time